Intel NUCs

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16856102002
Dear Santa – We work hard all day sharing Brad’s nerdiness with the world, and we really could use 2 of these with 16g of RAM, word on the street is that they run VMware ESXi really well.
Thank you,
Bowser, KoopaTroopa, and Goomba